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That burger looks like a hippo you speared and it’s bleeding
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What’s a redhawk? I know it’s illegal to eat eagles, but redhawks I’m not sure.
Kelsey Cook
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Where were you when the Titanic happened? You’re great at chopping ice.
Kelsey Cook
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I’m really good at upside-down question marks
Kelsey
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This is like a different language!
Kelsey Cook (upon looking at my Spanish homework)
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Umm… I think shish kabobs are kind of skewed.
Kelsey Cook
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Normally Dalton’s hair looks like the top of a loaf of bread, but now it just looks like a muffin.
Kelsey Cook
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I think Twitter is more beautiful than books.
Kelsey Cook
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I don’t want a sugar daddy, necessarily. I want a sugar buddy… Like someone to buy me things. I don’t want to put out.
Kelsey Cook
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What is Bicardi? It sounds like a car.
Kelsey Cook
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