Kelsey's Personal Tumblr!
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Come snort cocaine with me off this bathroom tile! I got my bell-bottoms on, I’m ready for a good time.
Kelsey Cook on the 1970’s
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You think the 90’s are alive in Portland? You should see France!
Kelsey Cook
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And I wanna be an American! Where at least I can shoot things with guns
Kelsey Cook
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If I were a villain I’d be Ursula
Kelsey Cook
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Newsflash: Birds can’t leave the atmosphere
Kelsey Cook
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Does someone have 20 dollars I can have? Because I need this Paula Deen “Hey Y’all” Keychain. It’s rhinestone
Kelsey Cook
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  • Katie: I wanna see your peacock, cock cock, your peacock
  • Kelsey: That'll be 50 dollars please
  • Kelsey: Just kidding, more than that
  • Kelsey: This is at least a 75 dollar shlong.
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I don’t think we should buy local! I don’t care if we beat chickens and hormone-ize cows.
Kelsey Cook
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  • Katie: What's the adjective to describe vagina-looking things? If phallic is for penis looking things...
  • Kelsey: Hole-y?
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